The Hazuki Dojo Spam Topic

[Ryudo]

Brotherman!

This needs to be in your sig!

[Brotherman]

^ Haha, that is just plain awesome..

[Yukupo]

This topic needs more spam, I think.

[Brotherman]

^ *spams* R U HAPPY NOW?

[Yukupo]

Yes, that was quite dandy.

But I do think we're missing something.

[Brotherman]

^ Spambots, veteran members, The "Beat the shit out of each other" topic, The "Hot Chicks" topic, or SHENMUE III? *head explodes*

[Yukupo]

Certainly all of the above is true, aside from spambots. Those foul fiends.

[Ryudo]

IT'S HOWDY DOODY TIME KIDS!!!

[Yukupo]

*I wake up hearing the television set blaring the Howdy Doody theme song.*
Howdy Doody Time..?

*I turn the television off and pull out my tape recorder.*

Date, Sunday, November 13th 1955 7.01am. Last night's time travel experiment was apparently a complete success. Lightning struck the clock tower at precisely 10.04pm sending the necessary 1.21 gigawatts into the time vehicle, which vanished in a brilliant flash of light leaving a pair of fire trails behind. I therefore assumed that Marty and the time vehicle were transported forward through time into the year 1985. After that...after that...I can't recall what happened. I don't even remember how I got home! Perhaps the gigawatt discharge coupled with the temporal displacement field generated by the time vehicle caused a disruption of my own brain waves resulting in a condition of temporary amnesia. Indeed I now recall the moments after the time vehicle disappeared ... into the future ... I saw a vision of Marty saying, "I've come back from the future."

[Brotherman]

I'm tired. My back is sore from working out at the gym. I know I need a back brace, but I keep putting it off. If I had the choice I would get one of those bad ass Cardillo custom belts. (Check it out here.) I would like to have one embroidered with Shenmue or "Pimps up, Hoes Down". Or better yet "Howdy Doody 3:16". That would be teh pwnage.

[tao]

Not good to put it off. Better to keep your body from injuring itself or you'll start getting serious problems that may or may not get better as you age


Meanwhile I had a bad experience with one of the sales people at the nearest gym. A totally retarded bitch who wouldn't get off my back unless I registered for a membership right then and there when I was supposed to be given guest access. Probably desperate to meet quota or something

[Yukupo]

I don't go to the gym... I'm naturally like this.

I would like to have one embroidered with Shenmue or "Pimps up, Hoes Down". Or better yet "Howdy Doody 3:16". That would be teh pwnage.

If only you could find a way to incorporate all of those things.

[Riku]

It's 12:06PM.

[Brotherman]

Not good to put it off. Better to keep your body from injuring itself or you'll start getting serious problems that may or may not get better as you age


Meanwhile I had a bad experience with one of the sales people at the nearest gym. A totally retarded bitch who wouldn't get off my back unless I registered for a membership right then and there when I was supposed to be given guest access. Probably desperate to meet quota or something

Yeah I definitely will get one this week. 120-lbs is my limit on dead lifts w/o a belt. Muscle-wise, I know I can lift allot more. But I could tell my spine reached it's limit.

I don't go to the gym... I'm naturally like this.

I would like to have one embroidered with Shenmue or "Pimps up, Hoes Down". Or better yet "Howdy Doody 3:16". That would be teh pwnage.

If only you could find a way to incorporate all of those things.

Sure you do..... Anyways, I think "ShenmuePimpsup,HoesDownHowdyDoody3:16" would be abit much.

BTW: I have two emoticons I would like to add to these forum....

[Yukupo]

They're added.