The Hazuki Dojo Spam Topic

[Brotherman]

Zombieland is one of the most awesome movies ever made.

[Jeff]

The only time I LOL'd at the movie theater for Zombieland was when Bill Murray got shot.

[Ryudo]

"Do you have any regrets?
Bill:uh..Garfeild"

[tao]

Sonic fucking sucks

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVI6Agm1-kY

[tao]

The best one has to be Tiddy bear. Fucking ridiculous

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AH6tXQ7lcv8

[Brotherman]

WTF????

[Ryudo]

As if all the other telling people what flashy rims and overdone paint jobs and retarded loud stereo systems are compensating for.
this one is the cpt obvious version.


hooray!

[Brotherman]

The best way you can motivate inner city youth...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcFM68HKhgs#t=5m34s

[Jeff]

Looks like the school I went to outside of Queens until the 3rd grade. Except the cafeteria/basement was monitored by a drunken homeless lady with no teeth that yelled incoherent ramblings. I was a minority.

[Ryudo]

"Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight
It must have been something you said..."

[Jeff]

I was driving down the road when a couple of girl scouts started waving at me holding signs that said 'buy Girl Scout Cookies'. They were waving rapidly directly at me. So I started to wave rapidly back at them with a big smile. They got all excited thinking that I was going to buy their cookies. I then continued to drive right by them, still waving as I saw the disappointment in their faces in my rear view mirror. I then laughed a good 2 minutes...I'm going to hell...

[Brotherman]

^ You're mean.

[Ryudo]

Jeff you're a fucking douchebag.

[Agent Of Fortune]

That's like kicking a puppy bad.

[Brotherman]

Bitch better eat my burger!!!!