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Ok, this is getting freaky. Last night I had a dream about a pocket size Dreamcast. It was black and shaped similar to the Gear Gear. But it was allot smaller, about size of a iphone. I remember putting in a microSD-size cartridge to play Sonic Adventure. And I faintly remember looking for my Shenmue cartridge. Just freaking weird....
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God, I wish I could remember my dreams better. Maybe you're having Shenmue withdrawal?
I've been thinking of starting up a new game. It seems a lot more fun to play around the holidays/winter time somehow
I've been thinking of starting up a new game. It seems a lot more fun to play around the holidays/winter time somehow
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No way. Brotherman is a prophet. Remember, he knows all the answers. These aren't mere dreams... Visions, maybe. Or perhaps windows into parallel universes where Sega isn't dead but rather gloriously on top of the market. 
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I am imagining a DS with PSP media features and iphones power with Sega's name on it and a blue spiral on the lid.
Brotherman,our wise pimp lord please say this will happen!
I toast to this happening one day!
Brotherman,our wise pimp lord please say this will happen!
I toast to this happening one day!
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^ Dear lord that's like something from Saw 
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Funny thing is that I usually don't remember my dreams too well, especially if they are kinda dull. But lately I've experience major Déjà vu(s) from dreams I experienced back in the early/mid 90's. 
Next year I will be reading up more on metaphyics to see if I can get some more understanding (or possibly even control) of this. I've played with the Law of Attraction before, but I've never thought of using it for it for Shenmue III. 
BTW: Last nights dream didn't make any kind of sense. I remember being nude in public. I think I was at a shopping mall or amusement park. Security was trying to get me. Strange.
Next year I will be reading up more on metaphyics to see if I can get some more understanding (or possibly even control) of this. I've played with the Law of Attraction before, but I've never thought of using it for it for Shenmue III. BTW: Last nights dream didn't make any kind of sense. I remember being nude in public. I think I was at a shopping mall or amusement park. Security was trying to get me. Strange.
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That would be an awesome video game.
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Merry Post Christmas Everyone.
Merry Post Christmas Everyone.
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Me and my brother made a New Year's card. Understand the significance of the oranges?....yea, we don't know either. 
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^ Sweaters + Oranges = Pure Pwnaged. 
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We were talking about Star Wars and then the conversation moved on to Chewbacca and then to the movie Step Brothers and we remembered this photo and sort of wanted to re-enact it.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8gmARGvPlIJeff wrote:Me and my brother made a New Year's card. Understand the significance of the oranges?....yea, we don't know either.
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HUSBANDS FOR SALE !
A store that sells husbands has just opened in Kireka where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE !
There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch . . .. you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband .
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to
please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!
A store that sells husbands has just opened in Kireka where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE !
There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch . . .. you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband .
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to
please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!