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Ayo, quick word to the wise:

1) Choose a user-name that makes some kind of sense. I see a nonsense name on the register, I tend to hit delete.
2) Don't put spam links in your profile. I see that I hit delete.
3) Don't use a email address that looks spammy, especially not one from Russia. I see that, I delete.

Have fun signing up.
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Alright! Taking the bull by the horns and giving them the business! :thumbsup:
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In soviet russia....gah you know what fuck those jokes.

Sounds good Juan. :thumbsup:
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I put in a mod so that it asks a question upon registration. Hopefully that will eliminate the bots.
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But i LOVED the bots :(
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I actually had problems getting past the bot question. It asked "What color is the sky?".

OK my first answer was "He, the sky is not a color it HAS one"
- wrong
The second answer was "It actually does not have a color, but under specific circumstances the atmosphere can reflect light.
- wrong
Then i was just honest "Right now its a rich pink as the sun is going down"
- wrong
Then i entered "It's getting black but some stars seem to be white"
- wrong
Then i entered "Transparent, it's actually just the atmosphere"
- wrong



Why was the correct answer "BLUE"???
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It's code. Blue is entry level. Each colour references something different within our organisation here. Don't ask what red means, you're not risen that far yet.
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If I change my name to Stringer Bell can I be your sidekick?
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Chaos wrote:If I change my name to Stringer Bell can I be your sidekick?
You're more of a Wee-Bey type. Besides, Yukio is Stringer, that scheming mofo.
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ouch.

he hasn't even watched the wire though so he doesn't get to be stringer
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See I think we'd all fit much better in the Sopranos. If I were Tony, Yukio would be Sil and you'd be Paulie. Then Ryudo would be Pussy or Bobby. Or even better, Vito. Naturally, Iden would be Ralph Cifaretto.
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Avon Barksdale wrote:See I think we'd all fit much better in the Sopranos. If I were Tony, Yukio would be Sil and you'd be Paulie. Then Ryudo would be Pussy or Bobby. Or even better, Vito. Naturally, Iden would be Ralph Cifaretto.
Okay I can live with being Paulie.

Poor Ryudo though.
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Yeah he either
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Gets killed, gets killed or gets forced to marry Janice (and then gets killed)
Any overweight comic-relief type guy works for Ryudo.
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