Salad Dressing

[Jeff]

You know something that is not being used to it's full potential?.. Salad dressing. There is Russian, French, Italian... and that's all I can think of. There are hundreds of countries out there and they are deprived of their own salad dressing. Why not a Swiss, British, or even American? And don't give me that Ranch is the de facto American dressing. That's commie talk, the red menace already has a dressing and simply doesn't want to compete. If it was American Dressing it would be called just that. And where exactly is Thousand Island and Hidden Ranch? I demand they show themselves and be recognized by the world community or they should forfeit their dressing.

[Juanfran]

What the hell is Russian salad dressing?

[Brotherman]

What the hell is Russian salad dressing?

Probably vomit if it's anything like Caviar.

[beedle]

I find salad cream to be far superior

[Yukupo]

Yeah really, I've never heard of Russian dressing.

Here's what wikipedia says about Russian dressing:

Russian dressing is an American tomato-based salad dressing noted for its pungency. It is typically orange-red, burnt red, or pink in color.

So, the "Russian" dressing is an American invention eh?

On that note, we have French Dressing here:

French Dressing is a term used in Britain and the U.S. in particular, to describe the most common salad dressing in France: the vinaigrette, and its many variations. The dressing is generally accepted to be a type of vinaigrette but often includes different ingredients. It seems one of the few countries where the term is not used is France, where this salad dressing is only ever referred to as a vinaigrette.

So it seems these countries don't care about having their name on a dressing afterall. It's America and Britain who are responsible for tying France to so many different foods. The plot thickens, my friends.

[Brotherman]

^ Smell a conspiracy (and salad dressing).

[Ryudo]

You're on this salad dressing thing again?

As you were told back in the day we have an American dressing. RANCH.

STFU! Leave my Ranch alone!

[Jeff]

Yeah really, I've never heard of Russian dressing.

Here's what wikipedia says about Russian dressing:

Russian dressing is an American tomato-based salad dressing noted for its pungency. It is typically orange-red, burnt red, or pink in color.

So, the "Russian" dressing is an American invention eh?

On that note, we have French Dressing here:

French Dressing is a term used in Britain and the U.S. in particular, to describe the most common salad dressing in France: the vinaigrette, and its many variations. The dressing is generally accepted to be a type of vinaigrette but often includes different ingredients. It seems one of the few countries where the term is not used is France, where this salad dressing is only ever referred to as a vinaigrette.

So it seems these countries don't care about having their name on a dressing afterall. It's America and Britain who are responsible for tying France to so many different foods. The plot thickens, my friends.

I think I opened the doors of a worldwide conspiracy. Russian spies perhaps? I can smell the hand of Putin in all of this...

[tao]

When I think of 'American dressing' I think of ketchup and BBQ sauce

[JoePesci]

Italian ranch is like creme de pesto or something like that. And Russian ranch is just Vlad Putin's cum.

[Ryudo]

I just made a salad and used French dressing,oooh and it was an evil red colour but it was great.
I should be deported even though I am a citizen,I don't deserve to live in america Jeff.(look I even capitalize French but not america)

I'm a bad man.

[Yukupo]

Ryudo, how could you? Anything but French...

[[mYLES]]

I'm more of an oil dressing fan... I dont like to get political

[Yukupo]

And you know where that oil comes from? THE MIDDLE EAST. You think you're not political but you support the war machine.

[Riku]

BBQ sauce is the best.